Hipster girl: I was wondering, is this really vegan?
Trader joe's worker: Depends, how vegan are you?
Hipster girl: I take that as a no cause I'm super vegan.
Trader joe's worker: It has sugar and calcium chloride.
Hipster girl: [slams box on counter and walks away].
Trader Joe's in Hollywood
Overheard by: deciphur
