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It’s “How do you do the designated drunk?” (Often!)

Girl #1: So yeah, I’m the designated drunk.
Girl #2: How do you become the designated drunk?
Girl #1: I dunno, they just gave me the name.

–1 train

  • Posted on August 26, 2014
  • Drinking & Drunk People, On the Subway, Stupidity
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