Just Call Me Whore-ence Nightingale

Chick to distraught girl in bathroom stall: Hey, yo, girl — I fucked the bouncer, so I could get you some water if you need it.

–Off the Wagon, MacDougal St

Headline by: Hellespont

Runners-Up:

· “I also fucked your boyfriend, maybe I could talk him into taking you back” – Rudeboy

· “If you need a sandwich i’m gonna need a condom” – Chris

· “Mother Teresa; The Early Years” – rose

· “Skanks Develop New Currency in Response to Global Warming” – ilemanzer

· “So That’s Why They Call it Tap Water” – Jeff St Real


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