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“Just Going Out for a Pack of Smokes,” My Ass

Guy #1: Hey, I figured something out.
Guy #2: What?
Guy #1: Jesus is coming back today!

–City Bakery, 18th & 5th

Overheard by: McCrum

  • Posted on March 22, 2019
  • Guys, Restaurants & Cafes, Rumor Has It
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