Just Sperm Of Dubious Provenance

Cosmetology student #1: I'm so happy I got my period.
Cosmetology student #2: What, you're not on the pill or condoms?
Cosmetology student #1: No, I don't let chemicals into my body. (takes long drag on a Lucky Strike)

–Varick & Vandam

Overheard by: Aveda Esthiology Student