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Keds? Really?

Girl: Fall Out Boy would fuck me for my shoes.
Friend: Yo, I would fuck you for your shoes.
Cashier: Lemme see your shoes? [Nods] I’d fuck you for your shoes.

–Chinatown

Overheard by: Myshoes

  • Posted on April 9, 2015
  • Cashiers, Chinatown, Fashion
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