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L’Asshole, C’est Moi

Chick #1: Dude, he’s totally got that Napoleon complex.
Chick #2: Nah, man, he’s just an asshole that happens to be short.

–F train, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Kryssy K.

  • Posted on April 30, 2007
  • Friends, Height, Nicknames & name calling, On the Subway
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