Hobo lying on floor: … And, I mean, what about slaves? You people owned my people!
Newly boarded teen: Hello, ladies and gentlemen. I’m selling can–
Hobo lying on floor: –Fuck you! You just want money! You fucking want money, you little shit! You’re a traitor to your race, you fuck!
–Brooklyn-bound A train
Overheard by: Duncan Pflaster