Maybe I Should Just Give Her Some Weed

Stoned college kid #1: I don’t want to spend all this fucking money on my girlfriend for Valentine’s Day.
Stoned college kid #2: Man, I found a way around that! I’m telling Maya I got a star named after her, but really I’m like… ‘Not.’ You get laid for free!
Stoned college kid #1: And what if she checks the stars, man?
Stoned college kid #2: Do you know how many stars there are, dude? There’s gotta be at least four Mayas…


Overheard by: Madison