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Men Usually Win the Low‐Expectations Game
Woman: Well, I hope they have tables…
Man: I hope they have shots.
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Posted on
July 29, 2021
Drinking & Drunk People
,
Men
,
Union Square and East Village
,
Wishes & desires
,
Women
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