New York is a Beautiful Woman with an STD; LA is a Beautiful Woman Who’s into Astrology

Middle-Aged guy #1: Ted, is that you?! You look great, you’re tan, you’re thin–what happened?!
Middle-Aged guy #2: I moved to LA last year. I’m just in town for business.
Middle-Aged guy #1: Of course!

–57th & 1st

Overheard by: Pale CT mess