NewsFlash: Catty Actor Shortage! NASDAQ Tumbles!

Male actor: They didn't hire him for his voice. They hired him to do the part was because he was the last actor in New York City who was willing to put on a cat costume and tour the country for two years.
Female actor: Uh-huh.

–Le Petite Un Deux Trois Restaurant

Overheard by: Truetuft