Six-year-old boy: Mommy, my leg hair is growing a lot lately!
Mom: Yeah, I noticed…
Six-year-old: But I haven't grown my facial hair yet.
Mom: It'll probably happen pretty soon.
Six-year-old: I think I'll get my facial hair when I'm like 9 or 10.
Mom: Unfortunately, that sounds about right. God, you are going to be so stinky!
Six-year-old, delightedly: Yes, I will be!

Sacramento, California

Overheard by: Le mere