Skinny brunette: … And Michelle screamed at me! I mean, like, seriously! What’s her problem?!
Hot guy, tapping Rolex: We have to go! I need to use the bathroom!
Skinny brunette: Oh, just piss in the bushes. It’s not like this is a good store or anything.
–Outside Bergdorf Goodman’s
Overheard by: Caley
