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Now’s Your Chance to Turn Her Into a Mummy

Teen girl #1: Fuck Egypt, let’s go back to your house and have those Jell-o shots.
Teen girl #2: Fine, but it’s like 2:00; my nanny has totally eaten them by now.

–The Met

  • Posted on April 18, 2015
  • Drinking & Drunk People, Global Geography, Teens, The Met
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