Or Maybe He’s on the Evening News — Whatevs

Queer #1: I saw this guy here yesterday who looked super familiar, and I couldn’t remember from where…
Queer #2: Oh, yeah?
Queer #1: Well, finally I just gave up and walked over there and said, ‘Hey, you look familiar. Didn’t we have sex before?’
Queer #2: Oh, yeah?
Queer #1: He didn’t answer, but I’m totally right about it. I think he was with his girlfriend or something, too, so maybe that’s why.

Abbey Coffeehouse
Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: can i use that as a pickup line?