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Penis Envy

Teen girl #1: She was like a fucking sausage.
Teen girl #2: Yeah?
Teen girl #1: Yeah.
Teen girl #2: What a bitch.

–Duane Reade, Bronx

  • Posted on December 17, 2007
  • Insults, Teens, The Bronx
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