Contemptuous smoker, watching a rowdy group of teenaged americans drinking in a pub garden: Fucking little cunts can’t hold their drink.
Tattooed smoker: Ah, t’aint their fault. They got that god bollocks over there that don’t let ‘em drink till they’re 25 or summink. Praise jesus and all that crap.
Contemptuous smoker: Fuck me. My daughter is 14 and she’s pissed every weekend. She could out drink the lot of ‘em.
Tattooed smoker: Bet you five quid that fat wanker with the baseball cap pukes in the next ten minutes…
Stratford-upon-Avon, England
Overheard by: Bleep
