Queequeg the Tampooner Thought Otherwise

Roomie #1: Why is this non‐slip grip on the new tampon ads such a big deal? When do I really need some super non‐slip grip sport tampon?
Roomie #2: You know, when you’re under water.
Roomie #1: Under water?! I am not the Little Mermaid!

–Fordham University

Overheard by: a confused roomate #3