Right Now I’m Just Using a Carrot As a Placeholder

Chick: Oh, that’s cute — you’ve got a long distance girlfriend? Do you have a lot of phone or web sex?
Dude: Uh, no. We’re not really into that.
Chick: Oh, I know what you mean. I gotta have a dick in me for sure.

–Columbia University

Overheard by: Chuckles