So If She Kills Her Fiancé, She Can Be Forgiven

Lady #1: Yes, my sister did end up getting pregnant by the guy, but her fiancé doesn’t know yet. She doesn’t know what she is going to do.
Lady #2: What about having an abortion?
Lady #1: Oh, no, she’s Catholic!

–Restaurant, 77th & 3rd

Overheard by: Addie