Some Poor Guy Must Have Slept with Both of Them

50-ish woman #1: She’s a bitch.
50-ish woman #2: Well, her daughter killed herself.
50-ish woman #1: And now we know why! She’s a bitch! I may not have been the smartest girl in class, but I’m perceptive. She’s a bitch!

–Westside Restaurant

Overheard by: dek