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Step Away from the Phantom Tollbooth

Chick: Wait, people are still inside.
Professor lady: I should do a head count. 2, 4, 6…Wait, I don’t know how many people we started with.

–22nd & 11th

  • Posted on February 17, 2006
  • Chelsea & the Meatpacking District, Manhattan, Stupidity
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