Teen boy: You know, some guys think it’s cute when a girl farts.
Teen girl: That’s only until they smell it.
–1 train
Overheard by: anna
Headline by: jay
Runners-Up:
· “Dr. Strangelove or How I learned not to worry and love the bomb.” – Pavel
· “Find skidmarks in her panties and you’ve found a keeper” – Girls don’t do #2
· “Smells like teen sphincter” – Leon
· “Then they just get jealous.” – Peacock