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The Crack Helps, Too

Lady #1: My god, look at you! Just had a baby and you’re so skinny!
Lady #2: Well, I don’t eat anything.

–Hearst Cafeteria

Overheard by: Is THAT the trick?

  • Posted on August 8, 2015
  • Diet/Weight, Ladies Who Lunch, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen
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