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The Keebler Elves Hooked Me Up

Manager: How did you make those sandwiches so fast?
Sandwich guy: Performance-enhancing drugs.

–Subway, 23rd & Madison

Overheard by: Jonathan

  • Posted on January 27, 2022
  • Drugs, Idiots, Restaurants & Cafes
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