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The Only Number You Care About Is Your Trust Fund

Guy #1, jogging: Come on, man. We've got to hurry. We only have three minutes.
Guy #2, taking his time: I have no reason to run, 4:20 is just a number to me.

–Columbia University

  • Posted on February 15, 2010
  • Columbia (& Barnard), Columbia University, Fitness, Guys, Time
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