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The Plastron He’s Fine With

Guy: What were you doing when I walked in this morning?
Girl: Putting on my pantyhose.
Guy: You looked like a turtle. Don’t ever make me see that again.

–46th & 3rd

Overheard by: MeliV

  • Posted on July 20, 2023
  • Animals & Nature, Fashion, Manhattan, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen
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