Dude #1: Have you heard of the sleeper?
Dude #2: No, what’s that?
Dude #1: It’s when you sit on your hand for five minutes then rub one out. It feels like someone else is jerking you off.
Dude #2: I’m trying that as soon as I get home man, thanks!
–Mulberry St, Chinatown
Overheard by: Jewess Jay
