The Wednesday One-Liner Whisperer

Crazy guy to squirrel: Hey, Lamar! Get back here! You can’t stay out here, you gonna get hurt!

–Union Square

Overheard by: sweetchuck

Woman to barking dog: Shhh, this is a library!

–Outside Seward Park Library, Chinatown

Horse-drawn carriage-driving hobo, to horse: You faggot child of the Kennedys!

–Columbus Circle

Overheard by: Cracker Chick

Guy to dog: No boyfriends today! You can have boyfriends tomorrow.

–Steinway St, Astoria

Overheard by: MissPinkKate