Crazy guy to squirrel: Hey, Lamar! Get back here! You can’t stay out here, you gonna get hurt!
–Union Square
Overheard by: sweetchuck
Woman to barking dog: Shhh, this is a library!
–Outside Seward Park Library, Chinatown
Horse-drawn carriage-driving hobo, to horse: You faggot child of the Kennedys!
–Columbus Circle
Overheard by: Cracker Chick
Guy to dog: No boyfriends today! You can have boyfriends tomorrow.
–Steinway St, Astoria
Overheard by: MissPinkKate
