Then I Rolled Him Up and Stored Him in My Closet

Chick #1: So, he was laying on top of me and, y’know, the thing popped up…
Chick #2: So you slept with him?
Chick #1: No, I said, ‘You better deflate, ’cause I’m not having sex with you.’

–Outback Steakhouse

Overheard by: Meagan