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Tomorrow I’m Migrating Back to Brazil

Bouncer: Weren’t you here on Saturday night?
Girl: No, I was a caterpillar on Saturday.

–Steinway, 31st Ave, Astoria

Overheard by: Lefty

  • Posted on April 13, 2016
  • Bouncers, Girls, Vampires, Ghouls, and Ghosts, oh my!
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