Yuppie: Listen to this, Mom — I got home and the cat was completely covered in shit and blood!
Sweet old lady: Sorry, dear? I couldn’t quite hear you.
Yuppie: Shit and blood!
–122nd & Amsterdam
Overheard by: HuntingSnark
Yuppie: Listen to this, Mom — I got home and the cat was completely covered in shit and blood!
Sweet old lady: Sorry, dear? I couldn’t quite hear you.
Yuppie: Shit and blood!
–122nd & Amsterdam
Overheard by: HuntingSnark
