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Ummm, I’m the Pilot

Wife: Honey, she’s the waitress.
Annoyed husband: She is not the waitress.
Wife: Yes, she is.
Annoyed husband: She’s the stewardess.

–JetBlue, JFK

Overheard by: Jess McGins

  • Posted on July 26, 2021
  • Couples, JFK Airport, Words
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