We Are Wise to Avoid Things That Cause Us Pain

Tourist: Are you shooting a movie? Is that what all this is for?
Production assistant: Yes.
Tourist: Which movie? Is it a new one? Who’s in it?
Production assistant: It’s a new Adam Sandler movie. It’s called–
Tourist: –Oh. Never mind. [Walks away.]

–Columbus Circle entrance to Central Park

Overheard by: Sweaty running boy