Girl walking out of tattoo parlor: So… Now I have a shamrock on my vagina.
–St. Mark's Place
Overheard by: Alex S.
Man to friend by Rockefeller Christmas tree: I wanted to cover up the Marilyn Monroe tattoo with a tree, but now I'm against trees.
–Rockefeller Center
Blonde on phone: Okay so this guy showed me this dog standing up on his chest… It was a tattoo… But it was only half its body and he asked if I wanted to see its tail wag and I was like "no." (pause) Judy, if the man has a tail I don't wanna see it, especially since a tail is above the butt, and people shouldn't have tails!
–Times Square
Teenage girl to another: I can't decide, Starbucks or a tattoo.
–E 86th & 3rd
Overheard by: Yelena
