Bike guy: It was like the perfect really, really big ass…
–Riverside Park
Overheard by: Katie
Fat chick on cell: Is this the Wal-Mart in Queens? Do you have thongs in extra large?
–Target elevator, Atlantic Avenue terminal
Black woman: I don’t know who those bitches were callin’ fat. Motherfuckers! Everytime I have a baby my stomach goes back down
–34th & 6th
Overheard by: Karith
Fat kid: Why can’t I get another hot dog? It’s not like it’s going to make me any fatter.
–Shea Stadium
Overheard by: Eric
Fat man: Mmmhmm…I love me some skinny gothic girls!
–Kim’s Video, St. Mark’s Place
Overheard by: aryn pazornick
Fat guy: I think I want to be Jesus for Halloween this year…I would have to lose some weight though.
–Astor Place
Overheard by: Jennie Tang
