Wednesday One-liners Check the Thermostat

Stewardess on intercom: Ladies and gentlemen, we know it’s hot. We’re hoping to have you underway as soon as we can. In the meantime, if you’ll reach into the seat pocket in front of you and remove the safety information card, you’ll find that it makes a nice fan.

–Airtran plane, LaGuardia

Overheard by: Seat 16A