Girl: And it’s, like, strike two. You’re totally not getting a baby gift when I find out you’re preggers on Facebook.
Suit on cell: My dad was making out with the nurse while I was being born…
Overheard by: Miss Rach
Homeless lady: God’s pregnant! He wants the city dead! God’s pregnant!
–46th St & 5th Ave
Young boy pumping arms at sides and thrusting pelvis: Fertilize me!