Ghetto woman on payphone: I got herpes, and they be killin’. Herpes. Herpes! I got herpes on my pussy! There, now the whole block knows.
–108th & Broadway
Overheard by: sapphirebluemica
Attractive 20-something businessman: Yeah, I’ve got herpes!
–65th & Lex
Overheard by: Brownsvillegirl
Guy: … Herpes … Chlamydia … Gonorrhea … Syphilis … Crabs … Oh! Sex warts!
–Bedford & 7th
Overheard by: where do i sign up
Lady to suitor: Leave me alone, I have chlamydia!
–Kevin St. James Bar
Overheard by: Maryann
Chick: What? He has a disease? [Pause] Well, I wish I knew that beforehand…
–Union Square
Skinny blonde: I’m going to sew my vagina shut, because I’m a walking STD.
–the Dojo’s near NYU
Guy: If you didn’t get AIDS when you slept with her, you’re not going to get AIDS by sharing a Band-Aid.
–14th St & 7th Ave
