Woman: … But then if the llama gets too successful…
–3rd & 7th, Park Slope
Overheard by: Nick Draven
Eight‐year‐old: Mom, is that the AIDS monkey?
–Museum of Natural Science
Professor: You can write it anywhere. You can write it on a paper napkin. You can write it on the side of a cow.
–New York University School of Law
Overheard by: Eve
Dad to toddler son: See, if we buy the kitten then we’ll have to throw you out.
–82nd & Broadway
Overheard by: with a K
Chick on cell: You’re ingesting a llama?!
Professor: She’s such a sacred android cow.
Overheard by: he was talking about meryl
Art student: You know how cows chew their food and keep it and chew it again? I can do that. I can eat a pop tart, like, four times.
Overheard by: Walking by