Wednesday One‐Liners, Two by Two

Woman: … But then if the llama gets too successful…

–3rd & 7th, Park Slope

Overheard by: Nick Draven

Eight‐year‐old: Mom, is that the AIDS monkey?

–Museum of Natural Science

Professor: You can write it anywhere. You can write it on a paper napkin. You can write it on the side of a cow.

–New York University School of Law

Overheard by: Eve

Dad to toddler son: See, if we buy the kitten then we’ll have to throw you out.

–82nd & Broadway

Overheard by: with a K

Chick on cell: You’re ingesting a llama?!

–Columbus Circle

Professor: She’s such a sacred android cow.


Overheard by: he was talking about meryl

Art student: You know how cows chew their food and keep it and chew it again? I can do that. I can eat a pop tart, like, four times.

–SVA Mezzanine

Overheard by: Walking by