What Does the Big Board Say, Johnny?

Extremely obese Tourette’s woman: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuckin’ fuck!
Little girl: Why is that lady shouting?
Mother: She’s probably upset about something.
Little girl: Maybe she ran out of pineapple and forgot to get more at the store. Or maybe her undershirt itches. Or maybe her gerbil is sick.

–A Train