What’re They Prescribing for Uteral Bipolarity These Days?

Lady #1: That new arm implant birth control is so weird.
Lady #2: What’s so weird about it?
Lady #1: I don’t know — it just sits there inside you and doesn’t go away.
Lady #2: How is that any different from that IUD thing that sits in your uterus?
Lady #1: It is different! Things to up and down in your uterus.

–39th & 6th