Toddler in stroller: Step one, cut a hole in the box… Step two, put your junk in the box! Step three, make her open the box!
–Dressing room, Bloomingdale’s
Nine-year-old boy on cell: It’s not that I don’t understand your vision, I just don’t agree with it.
–Bus stop, 79th & 5th
Overheard by: Melly Mel
Eight-year-old boy whining: Dad, I’m thirsty! I wanna go to the liquor store!
–Central Park
Overheard by: admiring their childrearing practices
Four-year-old boy to nanny: I talk to strangers! I talk to strangers! Why are you squeezing my hand so hard?!
–60th & Lex
Little boy, after bumping into a girl: Sorry, my ass is broken.
–City Hall Subway Station
Overheard by: Miss Adventure
Three-year-old girl waiting in check-out line: Mommy, I hate this store! Are we in the suburbs?
–Trader Joe’s, Union Square
Little British girl: Mummy, when I die can I be here?
–Evolution, Spring St
Overheard by: stephanie
