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Guy on cell: I got fired on Thursday. I was 10 minutes late and they fired me, can you believe it?…Oh come on, it was my first day!

–1st Ave & 9th St.

  • Posted on August 5, 2014
  • Jobs & Careers, On Cell, Union Square and East Village
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