You Couldn't Have Gotten It Done with One Final Push?

Male student #1: I tried to turn in the assignment late, but she wouldn't take it.
Male student #2: Did you tell her you couldn't get off the toilet?
Male student #1: No.
Male student #2: Man, that's the best excuse ever. I've used that my entire time in college.

Nicholls State University
Thibodaux, Louisiana