Girl on cell: I’m getting on the train now, so I’ll be there soon. Just wait for me on the corner and smoke something.
–Times Square
Overheard by: Devon
Smoker chick: I lose lighters like I lose men.
–Central Park
Overheard by: RENThead
Nerd: I don’t even like smoking. I just like feeling like an arrogant jerk.
–LIRR to Penn Station
Overheard by: Heather Baharestani
Man to friends: I mean, I don’t know about him. He doesn’t play sports, he doesn’t drink, smoke or do drugs… What kind of a life is that?
–Manhattan-bound M train
Overheard by: amazed
Hipster: The Statue of Liberty would be so much cooler if she had a cigarette.
–D train
Overheard by: dianora
