A lady tries to catch her balance on the moving subway by grabbing the handle of a stroller in the aisle.
Baby mama: Excuse me?! Why is yous touchin’ my fuckin’ stroller for?!
Grabby lady: Oh, I’m sorry.
Baby mama to her baby daddy: What the fuck?!
Dude nearby: That baby doesn’t have a chance.
–Manhattan-bound N train
Overheard by: Jared
