Hobo: ‘Scuse me. You wanna give a quarter to the United Negro Pizza Fund?
–44th & 8th
Hobo: Listen, girls, do you care to donate to the United Negro Pastrami Sandwich Fund?
–Bowery between 3rd & 4th
Hobo: Would you like to donate to the United Negro Pizza Fund?
–82nd & Amsterdam
Overheard by: Leigh
Hobo: Can you offer a contribution to the United Negro I Didn’t Go to College Fund?
–60th & Columbus