A Quick Superiority Dance, Then Back to the Port Authority Bus Terminal

Tourist #1: What park is this? Where am I?
Tourist #2: It’s Tompkins Square Park.
Tourist #1: Well, I am clearly too good for this park.
Tourist #2: What?
Tourist #1: Seriously, look at these people. I am way too good for this park and these people.

–7th and Ave A

Overheard by: Miss Parker